What’s Google bike? In short it’s an alternative (and a yet-to-be-invented) method of using Google Earth live. In real terms, someone has discovered a way of rigging up a fairly simple system whereby you can use your bike indoors, whilst using the satellite mapping application as your virtual cycling route.
There are a couple or so web sites around the internet that show you exactly how to ‘connect’ yourself, your bike and the software in several straightforward (enough) steps. To my mind you’ll need three major components:
- A love of mountain biking, such that when it’s nasty out you’ve still gotta get on that thing and pedal like the wind’s in your hair. Albeit virtually.
- Some kind of computer know-how. Otherwise you’re probably going to end up wrapped up in wires, with a broken computer (and body if you’re not careful) and a high level of frustration that may well provoke you into doing what you should have done in the first place – taken your bike outside and ridden it in the real world
- An understanding wife/partner. Otherwise you’ll find that she may end up threatening you with all hell when she finds out that you’ve turned the lounge into some kind of indoor bike-park.
If you’ve got the above three bases covered you’re all set. If you haven’t … then perhaps it’s one of those things that you should add to your list of ‘things not to try at home’.
Define Google Bike
I’ve already tried to define Google bike but, in the event that either:
- english isn’t your first language or
- you’re one of those hopeful types that never listens
… then here it is again:
It’s a whacky (though creative) method of riding your bike in your lounge in the hope that you somehow manage to fool yourself into believing that you’re cycling far on off, or (I suppose) hitherto uncharted (and probably wholly dangerous) territory that a man like you can only dream about.
Perhaps you feel that this particular definition doesn’t quite match up to what you were hoping for? Well you can put that down to the fact that I don’t like cycling (virtually or otherwise) and of course that I have your best interests at heart. I really don’t want to read in the news that you ended up in hospital with your bike wrapped (in very interesting ways) around your body after your wife came home and caught you pedaling around her coffee table.
Women are funny about these things. Men, mountain bikes and indoor spaces just don’t match. Now – go and read my page about Google Earth live. Go learn about some of the (far) more sensible ways in which you can use the software. Instead of being silly and supposing that you will work out how/get away with playing around on Google bike.
